gghero:

Pokedex entries be like

Elemental and common types: this pokemon has this diet, this habitat, this interesting behavior, etc.

Psychic and ghost types: this pokemon has an IQ of 7000 and has killed god

thelogicalloganipus:

randomslasher:

the-radical-buzzard-of-discourse:

I used to cringe so hard at my “I’m not like other girls” phase until I realized that most girls have this phase and what we actually mean is, “I’m not a thoughtless one-dimensional caricature of makeup and boobs, which is all I’ve been taught to believe girls are.” How can women be viewed so poorly that little girls everywhere all think they’re unique just for having independent thoughts and interests?

oh shit

how is it put so perfectly just into words like that, like, just

how

toadprince:

toadprince:

toadprince:

man some dudes really act like going through one break up is a traumatic enough event to mistreat everyone in their lives for years… get over it fucker!!

some girls get mistreated their entire lives and are still the sweetest people on earth and then some dudes get dumped once in high school and are 25 now and are like yeah…. ive been through some shit…. 

alternatively some dudes are like, yeah i’m traumatized… i took a girl out and paid for a kinda nice dinner, and she DIDN’T fuck me. I just can’t trust women anymore. They’re just after my money.

unclefather:

honestly, i hate math and i will not do it. if someone asks me to do math i will pretend like i did not hear them and i will leave. 

feynites:

venterry:

me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time

me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice

me, after failing to be evil: i’m gonna look up the youtube videos of that playthrough instead

me, looking at the videos: i can’t watch this